Don't bother sending me spam
as none of it gets read.
To save you the time, I do not enter online lotteries,
I do not give my bank account # out because I want you
to transfer a million dollars into it for safe keeping.
I don't need porn links, I don't need viagra,
I don't want online pharmacy stuff,
I don't need another car,
I don't give to charities unless they are local,
I don't wear ladies underwear,
so Victoria Secret is off the list also!!!
I don't need to buy any real estate online or offline,
I don't want to invest in anything.
and whatever other scam you can think of.

Do NOT send me any chain letters.
I do not forward ANY chain letter scheme,
even if it means 100 years bad luck, and my dog will die!!!
I don't bother even reading them.
I suggest everyone quit forwarding these letters,
as that is how the idiots get valid contact info,
to keep sending this junk out to everyone.

I use the best spam and firewall control
and your junk will not be read or used by me.
I strongly suggest you try and find another sucker!
I get over 100 junk letters a day.
Can only wish one day this will be made illegal
and those that pedal this stuff
 will never see the light of day.
Those that insist on sending me this junk
I only hope you get a wood tick where the sun don't shine!
You ARE the slime of the earth!!!!
Preying on the weak, makes you lower than dirt!!